Drama the Llama

     It has been a good bit since I posted last, but this morning I was inspired to take a few minutes and discuss something that annoys me to no end. Drama. Over the course of the last few weeks I have been witness to some truly heinous acts of drama. It comes in many flavors. There is baby-momma/daddy drama. This is a favorite of talk shows every where. There is relationship style he said/she said drama. Then there is the type I despise the most. I think we all have seen severe cases of "look at me" drama. From here on out I will refer to them as "llamas". It is easy to spot the llama in their natural habitat. This of course being the center of attention.they have many ways to draw attention to themselves, from being obnoxiously loud to dressing provocatively to butting into every conversation around them. All of which are equally annoying. The real question of course it why? Why do they do it?
   
     It is perfectly normal to want to be part of a group. Human instinct does not allow for most people to be loners. You crave the attention and the acceptance of your fellows. On some level though, a few go above and beyond. Last night I some how ended up at a party that was so full of llamas we needed a dog with a good herding instinct to keep them all together. There was life of the party llama (X3), then there was look how low cut my dress is llama (complete with large fake breasts), then there was who wants to have sex with me llama (complete with slutty dress), and of course there was "why are you having fun? stop that and pay attention to me" llama (X2). All the rest of us could do was stare in amazement as the drama unfolded. It was starting to wind down but then the relationship drama of all these llamas started to unfold. It was time to call it a night.

When morning came around everything seemed normal again with the llamas. We had separated them out to different pastures and all is going well again. So the drama is low at the moment. But the question of why still remains. And what do you do to get along with your llamas? This is not the topic I thought I would be discussing when I finally returned, but it was in the forefront of my thoughts last night and I have always written about what is on my mind. If anyone else is still reading this, I would love to know your thoughts on the topic.

Careful, they spit.